Video Garroting English Speakers, Could You Check This Translation? It’s Really Important And Urgent, Please.?

English speakers, could you check this translation? It's really important and urgent, please.? - video garroting

Hello friends! I come from Spain. I wrote a reply to my British friends.
As you know, are automatic translator useful, but never as good as the advice of a native speaker. Respect their language, if maybe I could copy and paste this message and help me correct my mistakes, grammar and style. (You can corrections) with capital letters. Please make it sound more grammar and fluency. Thank you.

* This is not a test, developed as a reaction funny *

"This is an archetype, as we find the solution to the problems of everyday life, it is necessary through the use of a model of pure practical cave dwellings. Solve this problem with" irrational and immediately "- as the inhabitants of the old cellar. When one of their Children screaming in the night, club him, throw him off a cliff and go to sleep quietly.

No training to use this perverse that today many people with this organ in the skull. No one is sitting in a vat of red, which would be appropriate to speculate that a moral decisionfor some problems.

Who to blame on humans? We do not know exactly. But this historical video shows that has the human race thousands of years taken to get rid of evolution, once the guilt, morality and all that crap.

I find this model compelling and complete saga "videos Sleepover ', this requires more of these videos in the world awake, and all experiences of happiness healthy for the solution of problems in a Quantica * *!"